mukegiggles

flannelcal:

mashcakee:

ashtimelow:

ershternn:

ashtonirwini:

should i say that this gif of luke is very sexual to me?

should i?

its looks like somones giving him head and hes trying to be all badass and not moan

i don’t think that was called for

Or you’re grinding or riding him and he thinks you look absolutely perfect on top of him and internally groans

literally fuck off all of you

ehgay
oakynymph:

chelcperetti:

One day when I was fifteen I said “ma you know what’d be funny, Shrek checks.” And she remembered. She held onto that thought for five years. I opened a checking account a month ago and my mom asked me if she could order my checks so I said sure. This is what I got. Every check has a different character on it, some have donkey, some have Fiona. I’m not even mad that no one’s gonna take me seriously and my adult life is ruined. I’m just straight up impressed that my mom held onto that memory for five years and pulled this off.

"WOULD YOU LIKE TO PAY WITH CASH OR SHREK"

oakynymph:

chelcperetti:

One day when I was fifteen I said “ma you know what’d be funny, Shrek checks.” And she remembered. She held onto that thought for five years. I opened a checking account a month ago and my mom asked me if she could order my checks so I said sure. This is what I got. Every check has a different character on it, some have donkey, some have Fiona. I’m not even mad that no one’s gonna take me seriously and my adult life is ruined. I’m just straight up impressed that my mom held onto that memory for five years and pulled this off.

"WOULD YOU LIKE TO PAY WITH CASH OR SHREK"

I will never understand why people think that skinny people don’t have a problem with body image like other people. We have just as much trouble as the rest of you. Some of us hate being this small, some of us think we look disgusting. I always hear “eat a hamburger” or “you’re so luck you’re that skinny” no. Shutup. I don’t want to be this skinny. I want to eat and be able to gain weight like I’m SUPPOSED to.